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May 24, Friday

“There’s no place like home.” WTF?! Who comes up with this corny ass shit?! Honestly though there’s no where I’d rather be than my homeland.

The flight sucked even on first class! I couldn’t sit still. I had to fondle with the girls to keep me occupied, but they eventually got enough of being harassed and gave me a game boy to play with instead. What am I a little ass kid?! That shit pisses me off! They told me not to break the game boy though. I tried my best to keep my temper when I kept dying in the game. ARGH! FUCK! That game was rigged!

Shit! I just snapped the previous pencil. I’m using another pencil at this point. WTF MAN!

Alright keep it cool Minato, you don’t want to go through several pencils just writing this journal… WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK MAN! WHY AM I TALKING TO MYSELF IN THIS FUCKING JOURNAL ENTRY! I SOUND LIKE A FUCKING MALKAVIARRRGGGHH!! FUCKING HELL! THE PENCIL BROKE AGAIN! THIS IS ANOTHER PENCIL! FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!

Alright alright ALRIGHT! FUCKING ALRIGHT!!!!

Ok… so the girls looks like they have their own agenda. It appears that I’m only a tour guide to them here in Japan. If it were up to me, I’d already bailed out on them. Fucking Duke gave me orders to help them out… I’d like to shove my foot up his ass some day. DICK! You’re not the boss of me. I only take orders from Cammy-sensei and no one else! If she had not agreed to do so then I would have never done it.

FUCK! Persephone-chan is hotter than I thought! That limp dick Gabriel forced himself on her and it pisses me off that he has to lie about it! I know he’s hiding something and he refuses to work with the group. I don’t know who I should trust, the cuckoo or the limp dick? Fucking A! I’m better off on my own, always was, always will.

OMFG! I WILL RIP THAT SHADY SALESMAN’S HEAD OFF! First he tells me that I’m a bum and then an INCOMPETENT CHILD! THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE! I WILL TEAR HIM A NEW ASSHOLE! AND WHAT’S WITH THE CRAPPY ASS KNIVES?! I COULD’VE GOTTEN A BETTER SET AT A FUCKING WALMART IN AMERICA!!!!! FUCKING BITCH was lucky that Cammy-sensei was there to hold me back.

May 25, Saturday

AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!! FUCKKIIINNGGG YAKUZA!!!! I’LL KILL EM ALL!!!!

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